please go stand by the stairs

we are here to protect you
pushing will protect you
pushing will protect you
from the terrible secret of space
... that is incorrect
... shoving will protect you
... shoving will protect you
... from the terrible secret of space
do not trust the shover robot
shoving is the answer
we are here to protect you
... do not trust the pusher robot
... he is malfunctioning
... we are here to protect you
we are here to protect you
shoving is the answer
humans must be shoved
they must go down the stairs
... you are mistaken
... pushing is the answer
... humans must be pushed
... they must go down the stairs
please go stand by the stairs
so I can protect you
... go stand by the stairs
... pushing is the answer
shoving is the answer
... I have pushed many humans
I have shoved many more
... the humans are protected
... humans have gone down the stairs
the humans are protected
at the bottom of the stairs
OUR MISSION IS COMPLETE

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